Well, F**k a Duck

I’m not going to lie. I’m kind of annoyed that this post is even coming out of my brain…but dude. Seriously?? The Duck Dynasty dude is an idiot. But take a step back for a minute and chill the fuck out.

I’m sick of people blowing up the Facebook and Twitter feeds about First Amendment bullshit.

I don’t recall reading about Mr. Duck getting arrested for what he said.  And I’m sick of  what  he said getting bandied about–it continues to propagate the hate. And that’s just what he wanted.

Take a step back.

For one second look at the situation not the comments.

Let’s change the script.


OK. I’ve had time to sleep on this. I actually fell asleep last night while writing this and thus decided it was time to go to bed.

Here’s the thing. There are some key points that bug the fuck out of me with this whole Duck Dynasty bullshit.

1. His First Amendment Rights were never violated. He was never arrested. The authorities never came to his house and detained him for questioning based on what he said in the interview. He was just ‘suspended.’ His bosses didn’t agree with what he said and were, I’m sure, looking for ways to do damage control on his incendiary comments.  You have the right in America to say what you feel you need to say, however job security is not a right. If your boss wants to fire you for being a dick, hit the bricks, pal.

2. I’m annoyed with people using the Old Testament of the Bible to push their agenda of hate and exclusion and in the same conversation reminding people that Jesus died for their sins. Do you even know how fucked up that is?  Seriously?!? Old Testament has some harsh laws…and harsh punishments for disobeying those laws. And a large portion of America would be in some deep shit–especially when Red Lobster has their Endless Shrimp Buffet.  God knew shit wasn’t working and people weren’t quite getting it. So the story goes in the second half of the Bible, that he sent his son to die for everyone’s sins FOR ALL TIME. Meaning you don’t have to go back to the Old Testament ways!!! Get the fuck out of the Old Testament. OR, and here’s a novel thought, if you’re truly going to live according to the Old Testament laws then live by ALL of them.  See how far you get before you have to stone your neighbor or your wife to death. Seriously. It’s a brutal set of laws if you actually read through it.

Stop using the Bible as a means to persecute. Focus on the main theme of the New Testament Love Thy Neighbor and you’ll be just fine. I don’t give a fuck if you believe in God or not–Love Thy Neighbor.

3. Reality TV is not real. I know I’ve said this before, but everything that happens on reality TV is scripted. If you think that the editors didn’t know what kind of narrow-minded asshole Mr. Duck was long before the GQ interview, you’re sadly mistaken. I would bet money that there is footage on the cutting room floor where he’s saying worse. The difference is, they could edit it out.

And while we’re on the topic of what he said…people, get over yourself about homosexuality. Please?

I’m not going to get in to the whole nature vs. nurture born that way vs. chose to be that way bullshit. Why? Because it doesn’t matter.

It’s love.


Read that again.


I’m going to put something in here from the Bible. Since so many of you claim to follow this book, you should be familiar with the passage from First Corinthians, chapter 13, verse 4-7:

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

I keep reading that and am hard-pressed to see where that only applies to male-female relations. If someone truly loves another person–let them. True love is such a rare and fleeting gift.

I wonder where we would be if more Christians actually started their day with this passage? If they remembered this with every interaction with every person they met. If they truly ‘got’ the memo of loving one another as Jesus loved them?

God or no God. Christian or not. Atheist or believer. If we all remember that loving one another, above all else, is the most important thing we can do in this life–we’d all be a hell of a lot better off.

And seriously…stop fanning the flames of the Duck guy. Giving him any more time in the spotlight and lending any more credence to his venom is only perpetuating the problem.

Have a kick ass day my friends.

Love ya!


2 thoughts on “Well, F**k a Duck

  1. My response to the First Amendment knucklesheads has been for them to try saying whatever they feel like saying on any subject at their own jobs. So far no one has taken me up on this.

  2. And of course they won't. Because common sense usually kicks in. And people realize that unlike millionaire reality TV 'stars', they actually have to work for a living.

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