Tortured Souls

I'm betting, being the clever lot that my limited readership is, that you've no doubt  guessed by the title of this post that it's not going to be my normal sunshine and glittery unicorn farts of a post.And you'd be right.I'd apologize for it, but the moroseness has to come out and see the light …

The Surreality of a Single Second

When someone says something is ‘surreal,’ I believe they mean that something is/has/or will happen that is outside of the normal parameters for what they have up to that point known as their reality.  I have some experience in this definition, as I tend to find things like that on an almost daily basis.Yesterday was …

Lard Ass

Before I get started...I just have to clear this out of my brain bucket.  Every time someone post "FML" on something, I just kinda wanna scream. FML= Screw My Life or something close toI get it. We've all been there. Something shitty happens in your life. Say for example, you go in to see the …

Bigger In Texas

So...as you may or may not know, I'm currently in Houston, TX for work. I'm working on a new store that we're opening and I flew in last week.That sets the background that you need (and may or may not prevent the who gives a rip moment you may or may not have).I have mentioned it …

Crazy Ivan

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soarI was cautioned before this trip to be flexible..to not let things upset me because they may not be on schedule or at a place our team is expecting them to be. When I was first told this, I thought of Wash from Firefly. His …

Porkins

Driving home today I closed the Nav App on my phone (Waze, if you're dying to know)...and in my head I heard, "Luke...you've shut off your targeting computer...is anything wrong?"And I laughed.Because to be completely honest, nothing will freak someone the fuck out in traffic like passing someone who is alone in their car laughing …